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  1. Ladies in uniform for Jorge...
  2. 18 years ago today... Do you remember where you was when you was told the news?
  3. Jorge and arsewipe finally united in marketing gimmick...
  4. James Gandolfini before he was Tony
  5. DilemmaWIMB. Going to my girlfriends parents for midsummer eve and was just told
  6. There's a lot of great series on TV these days... But the Sopranos was the best of them.
  7. SSN and the Star saying we came in with a late bid to sign Andy Carroll
  8. Rub chin Anyone fancy a late England 2014 World Cup bid?
  9. Kate Humble - yes or no?
  10. Billy goat - midsummer in Sweden
  11. Car broke down the other evening in an (almost) amusingly inopportune
  12. Messi summoned by judge for tax evasion - now is the time for Arsenal to be bold and offer him haven
  13. Higuain to be on £125,000 a week at Arsenal
  14. Old skool poll - what's your worst hangover story?
  15. Grease + Modfather = win
  16. Holiday pics of the PL footy stars ...last one ...hahaha ifurgaynoinsult
  17. Not a hangover story but. Once I finally managed to convince a lady I was after for a while
  18. Joe Kinnear is not wasting time clearing out at the Toon....Llambas resigned
  19. Is there any wonder blokes in their thirties and forties are messed up?
  20. I wonder if Wenger is holding out on unveiling his new contract until he has Higuin and Cesar next
  21. Are there any awimbers that you mix up in your mind?
  22. We're buying an Argentinian? An Argentinian! Jesus Ginger Christ!
  23. Alright football talk. When Arsene has splashed the cash. Do we have more flops or successes?
  24. If a crazy billionaire offered you £5m a year for life, but you had to forfeit your *****
  25. Russian fanny cork ads dont pull any punches
  26. Calling somebody an Attention seeker on a message board where
  27. Is there anything better than stepping out of the heat and dust of a city
  28. TO AWIMB I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE.
  29. Al Qaeda have you hostage. Lose your ***** or your eyes. Which do you choose to live without?
  30. Little Gay fellas have lots of gay fella mates.
  31. Spain vs Tahiti.....
  32. Okay backed 8 goals or more @ 4/7
  33. Anywon got or know of an Arsenal fixtures download for the Outlook calendar?
  34. Do you know something? Kanu doesn't get near enough Bow on here
  35. Nooooooooooooooo I needed an own goal...PISS!!!
  36. Probably a Noah but have we done the bakery FB meltdown on here?
  37. Amex platinum card holders...know we've got a few here...
  38. Heartless ref IMO, or heartfelt depending on your perspective
  39. I may have a St Tropez. Anyone know where I can get that paper underwear for men (larger men!!!)?
  40. Right. Let us break the bank for Torres...
  41. bored.
  42. Shocking day at work...
  43. Listen up you scrotes. I am trying to choose between 'Breaking Bad' and
  44. The Kansas City Brass Clap
  45. AFC cause international incident over tour to 'nam
  46. Moyes
  47. Redknapp
  48. Late to the party,I know, but... I too was shocked stocks still by the death announced yesterday
  49. I'll start my waffle early. Those countdown things they've put on crossings around the city
  50. £30m per year Puma kit deal DONE
  51. As a catholic and former Spectrum owner (interesting Venn diagram, that), this made me laugh.
  52. talkSport (yes, I know) saying Higuain is a done deal subject to medical
  53. So I have a parking ticket demand from Euro car parks, private co, for overstaying
  54. Bloke just came for meeting in a ford fiesta with number plate DBS 3 on it...
  55. Anywon had any experience of those last minute thaetre ticket shop thingys
  56. hehe The look on Arsene's face in this photo
  57. Anyone got Fibre optic Broadband?
  58. The annoying thing about that photo of Ferguson "comforting" Wenger is
  59. We pay a licence for for this?
  60. Well,that was my first time ever watching a team live score a double figure
  61. Errrrm...what on earth are these Brazilian chaps up to?
  62. Can the useless c**ts just announce Gonzalo FFS!
  63. Are you cúnts seriously not going to give me a hard time for going to the theatre tonight to see
  64. I have a highly original idea. :FTAF: follow these awimbers friday. This week my :FTAF: are
  65. Seems as though Blanc is in at PSG, which means all the fun of the transfer window
  66. It looks like Marve has seen the error of his ways
  67. I am as averse to musicals as the next average AWIMBer, but the other 'Rock' one in London has girls
  68. wd The Camden Brewery. Started with several of their lagers (it was a warm summer night, ale-heads)
  69. That's a point, where is modd?
  70. 80's were different eh ? Comedies about 3 somes with 15 year old school girls and everyone loved it
  71. Bow The Boss Bow
  72. Re: Goals on FIFA; Giroud's celebration, the one in which he
  73. Subtitles. Whoever is in charge of typing them feels they are free to edit out
  74. My mom ordered a graduation cake with a cap drawn on, I guess they misheard.
  75. Hang on. Just went to the Guardian and saw a fairly credible breaking story about us agreeing terms
  76. If Huguain turns out to be half as good as his youtube videos suggest
  77. Five and a half years for thon teacher chap seems a bit stiff. Or does it? I'm not sure.
  78. U20 France v Ghana, ref is using the spray can to mark distance to wall at free kicks. I wish
  79. James Gandolfini on Sesame Street Clound Nine
  80. New Deltron songs!!!!! Clound Nine Bow
  81. This whistleblower dude is a bit of a douche,imo
  82. How are we supposed to decide if this underage bint was worth doing time for
  83. I guess we are out of the Gonzalo Higuain race now that Man City are not buying Cavani
  84. Kurt Zouma Clound Nine
  85. ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
  86. GET IN!
  87. Georgie North Welsh Wing Wizard Bow
  88. C'MON THE LIONS!
  89. Blimey. End to end in the egg chasing. Exciting stuff.
  90. Oh ffs!!
  91. Have they any stretchers left ? Smile
  92. F*ck me Halfpennys kicking Yikes Bow
  93. Now Mack, once you drive a Ute, you have to cheer for the Wallabies
  94. Sexton making up for earlier f*ck up Bow
  95. c**ting ref furious
  96. Clear obstuction you useless c*nt.
  97. Sexton has been an utter monster this half Bow
  98. More like Ian Beale...
  99. F*ck!!!!!!!
  100. What the f*ck was that for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  101. 46 meters straight for the win.....ray FINKLE it pleassse
  102. HAHAHAHHA JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe
  103. f**k off
  104. Early 70's British Rock really was, with some exceptions, a bit ****. No surprise punk came along.
  105. He Ray Finkled it Clound Nine
  106. Five & half feckin years!!!...Just for banging a piece of wanton, jailbait. And wasn't it both
  107. Jesus Christ. That was f**king tense.
  108. Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field, CAN'T KICK!
  109. I heard a rumor that Kim and Kanye are naming their child North. North West..hmm,
  110. Rich & his 'crew'...
  111. Would Wenger play Fellaini on the left wing?
  112. Simonsens crash at le mans...unlucky and RIP
  113. Not many on here today, the weather must be nice.
  114. Hollys tits looking nice tonight imo
  115. What next? GOP Congressman Wants to Ban Abortion to Save Masturbating Fetuses
  116. Help me AWIMB, you're my only hope
  117. Music allman brothers - jessica Music
  118. Music america - ventura highway Music
  119. chuck norris was *taking care of business* back in the 80s. soldier of fortune stylee.
  120. beckham to the nfl.
  121. I am now committed to go and see ZZ Top on Monday.
  122. It seems we have signed this player from Barca
  123. Adams: I offered to join the Arsenal board... I would have even made the tea and worked for free...
  124. I've got Miami Vice - The Movie on another screen and, if you're a fan of the TV series,
  125. Great Arsenal weekend. Stadim Tour Friday. Wedding at Highbury Grove on saturday
  126. Whoa! Big brother is watching......
  127. Not the kind of thing you want to see at an airshow....
  128. Clap Pissing on these Indians
  129. Great Player Adams but his track record in Management doesnt really support his thoughts on what he
  130. Indians pissing on us Cry
  131. that Fabregas chap could do a job for us imo
  132. England.....
  133. Ishant's voice looooooooool
  134. So how's the cricket going then?
  135. FFS.
  136. Sagna has done well imo
  137. Damn! Poyet fired while on air and told by BBC guy! Yikes
  138. What was Gus Poyet accused of at Brighton? [insert lame gay joke here]
  139. So, it's Poyet to Newcastle then
  140. Jesus wept, Iraq come back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with England - I guess Peter Taylor will blame
  141. The Andy Murray documentary on BBC 1, really intertesting
  142. YES. where's bostonbrian? clips get doc rivers!
  143. As I recall, Billy Shakespeare wrote a few missives regarding underage dalliances
  144. So what did Poyet actually do? Was it him who shat in the Palace dressing room?
  145. I see that maths tart from Countdown is wetter than an otter's pocket for Ryan Giggs. Oh well
  146. What is wrong with ex-Arsenal players? First Tony Adams says Rooney isn't perhaps the best option
  147. Did Tony Adams really say that he should have been made Arsenal chairman?! Frown
  148. Excelwimb. I swear I didn't ask it to print 45,916 pages Indifferent
  149. anyone believing Higuain is joining is a bigger ****er
  150. Joe Kinnear playing the class card...
  151. Andy Murray is a very odd colour on the front of the radio timse.
  152. Can't wait for Wimbledon to start , one of the advantages of not working Smile
  153. Berni - an exciting new product from Ocado.
  154. Did you all have a nice weekend?
  155. LOL Celtic v Cliftonville
  156. My girlfriend told me I was talking in my sleep last night.
  157. So are people now prepared to concede that - whatever his qualities as a player and captain - Tony
  158. So,how come left backs attack more than right backs?
  159. Great example of attention seeking web clicks "Arsenal target states desire to stay at RM"
  160. Awimb Psychology experts. I keep having weird dreams where
  161. Been offered a ticket for Lions match on Sat. Face value Clound Nine
  162. Some more help from the WIMB massive is much needed
  163. Reluctant churchgoers should bring a comic imo...
  164. Chelsea have signed a new shirt deal with Adidas for 300m,
  165. Love him or hate him, the Boss really knows how to put on a show
  166. Man wandering around hemel Hempstead with his head stuk in a traffic bollard
  167. Pat Vegas Album review. This week
  168. Car advice please. Criteria: 1) 5k budget 2) good fuel economy 3) 1.4 engine minimum
  169. Oh dear, that Aussie chap who disrupted the boat race has been deported hehe
  170. That really should be Baltacha's final Wimbledon wildcard.
  171. So Maria Sharapova's boyfriend used to go out with Serena Williams? Rub chin
  172. Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons....
  173. Jorge....
  174. hehe OK, just on the offchance... anyone want some Phantom tickets for 13 July matinee?
  175. out of this bunch what teams do we wish to avoid?
  176. Congratulations to Theo and Melanie...
  177. I saw the film Ted on Friday. Can't decide whether it was utterly ****e
  178. Still don't get the Poyet sacking....
  179. Darcis is making Nadal look what he is - very ordinary.
  180. You know your holiday is well and truly over when you see that photo of the cheeky cabbie on the
  181. Look, I don't want to gloat, but I've now got 4 holidays booked between now and November Clound Nine
  182. Berlusconi sentenced to seven years in prison and banned from holding public office by a judge in
  183. Is Shipping Wars on UK telly yet?
  184. Crap Holiday bits. When you arrive somewhere and it's boiling and you are wearing your UK clothes.
  185. Sanogo (The non-Arsenal player) has put France 1-0 ahead
  186. I have an idea for a telly programme. Channel 4 would love it
  187. Nadal on his way out, 2 sets down
  188. Shhhhhh! Only Connect's on.
  189. House of Cards. Views?
  190. Paulinho has confirmed he'll sign for Spud We are doomed Cry
  191. juve and arsenal agree with personal terms for higuain...biggest offer will take him.
  192. Frown Just turned over from the 10-stone testicle man to Rick Stein slicing up a squid. </a
  193. Clound Nine
  194. Gotta be Ch4 innit? hehe
  195. Anyone been to Santander?
  196. That guy crossing the Grand Canyon on a wire has inspired me. I am walking across the bath downstair
  197. More than ever, Dave realised what he was really cut out for was being in a girl band
  198. Damn, I have to go to Bradford tomorrow via Newport!!
  199. Which one of you British *f**ktards* designed Heathrow T5?
  200. Hmm, doesn't sound good for Mr. Mandela, does it? I fear the end could be nigh Frown
  201. BrianBlackhawk, ooh were are you hehe
  202. Tough luck the plucky Bruins.
  203. Live, ball by ball egg chasing commentary coming up :rugby:
  204. Clap Obama sings Daftpunk
  205. I'll say it again, Italian football is a complete joke..............
  206. Morning Benders
  207. Having been inspired by our very own Monty, I decided to plan my own European road trip
  208. Never let it be said that I don't admit things when I'm wrong
  209. I thought only the Catalonians hated the French, but I've now found a useful website about it...
  210. Really?!?
  211. Whats going on? After giving it the big'un in the press at the weekend
  212. Ugo Ehiogu "Black coaches can give kids something to cling to". He should be reported imo.
  213. Anyone here driven the former Route 66?
  214. Dwarf Alert...my GF has dwarfs dressed as minions from Despicable Me in her office handing out popco
  215. Marve - disappointed
  216. Arsenal's new boy Yaya Sanogo starts for France U20s against USA. Kick off is at 4pm
  217. and the prices are intentional. I am going for the more exclusive market....interview with mad woman
  218. Ancelotti in at Madrid, lets hope he's happy to let Higuain go
  219. I'm hungry. It's payday so I can justify a ridicules lunch. What lunch will I have?
  220. I do hope all you twitterers follow RAWK Meltdown? If not, why not?
  221. Best name for a race ever.....
  222. When I was in New York I stayed in Chinatown and late at night
  223. This might help cheer Berni up after his hippy outburst
  224. Free Money?
  225. TONY....if you had a race horse.....wot would u call it!
  226. I just tried to help a Chinese woman in the doctors who couldn't speak Norwegian or English
  227. More #EverydaySexism gems
  228. Blood test tomorrow. hate it.
  229. On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being not excited at all...how excited are you about
  230. So I am sitting on a packed train into work this morning and I notice a spider running down the
  231. Thank goodness for Laura Robson. Andy's not alone. Could have a good run except she will come up
  232. we need to make a mad push for another player. higuain taking too long, I for one am gting nervous.
  233. It's about time the whole hippy thing was seen for the pernicious, self-serving, backwards and
  234. we need
  235. Juventus reached an agreement with MCFC to sign Tévez: according to Sky Italia ¤9m
  236. Are there any good restaurants in Chinatown in London that you'd recommend?
  237. This is brilliant imo
  238. Would it surprise anyone if Pellegrini takes Higuain to City for Tevez?
  239. Just hit me, a rather bawdy song for Fellaini
  240. Am I the only one that likes our new (?) away shirt?
  241. Jesus, the sort of headline that's enough to give a chap the willies
  242. Hilarious how the world is playing Obama w/ this Snowden thing
  243. Our Standing in the World is at stake and Obama
  244. Oh dear, I feel sorry for you youngsters - State pension under threat
  245. A Filibuster sounds like a new menu choice in KFC
  246. USA Clound Nine
  247. Going to this place tomorrow, they apparently make the biggest burgers in the country
  248. Nic ..good to hear your feedback on the bull Risely as popped in last week thursday eve with GF
  249. Woooohoooo, moving to Brighton
  250. So if Juve are signing Tevez, we stuck with Higuain then are we?