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  1. Cry
  2. You'd think you'd be able to get a decent Kebab in Green Lanes
  3. Arsene is bluffing with his Jack suggesiton. Giroud is back, Poldi goes back left, and Santi back>>
  4. Rory McGrath has been on a mini rampage. hehe
  5. John Terry, Shin pads on standby
  6. Chelsea look good at 9/10 for me
  7. Rich has just found out Lampard is the captain tonight >>
  8. The Ladies live on ESPN, Wenger Out imo
  9. Oh dear, Benfica will regret all these misses
  10. These modern day footballs suck Old
  11. To all climate change deniers, UK weather is the proof.
  12. Benfica are f**king ace.
  13. This match is bent. For both of Benfica's goal chances they just did not show total
  14. So very nearly a goal from the Gaitan/Cardozo combination I called earlier
  15. We are a step closer to human cloning Clound Nine
  16. Benfica got what they deserve, missed so many chances ****er
  17. Clound Nine
  18. Chelsea seem blessed with luck when it comes to these cup finals.Shrug
  19. Torres brilliant strength??? The defender is a grade A pussy
  20. Pen!
  21. Penalty for Benfica Smile
  22. C'mon extra time!
  23. Dude that hit his chest.....
  24. Stone wall penalty....wrestled Torres down brutal....
  25. I think that fan had been on the puff all day.
  26. Silly cünt on Twitter (quoted on BBC) praising Torres
  27. Yikes hehe Yikes
  28. By the way....how come ITV can't have a graphic for the time?
  29. Clound Nine
  30. Gifted that.
  31. Horrible c**ts. Frown
  32. That's it, I am giving up on football, will not watch it ever again Wave
  33. :vomit:
  34. Apprentice women, they need to go learn how to apply make-up and when to
  35. and Benitez walks. Joke..
  36. i hate football.
  37. Meh - we'll beat 'em in the play-off for thrid place trophy :cloud8:
  38. John Terry must be getting his kit on
  39. Poor George Jesus Cry
  40. Winners. Winners just. What a great mentality they seem to have :(
  41. Sounded like Chelsea want to win vs Everton.....no 3rd place trophy
  42. To say 'trophies don't matter' is sour grapes.
  43. Goes to show, Money can't buy you winners!
  44. John Terry hehe Shake head
  45. I cannot stomach the spectacle. Will you tell me if the guttersnipe Terry has the gall to
  46. That c**t has hardly kicked a ball. Why the f**k is he lifting the cup?
  47. THAT'S SOME GAY AS f**k MUSIC
  48. Hazard and Ba in suits, Terry full kit ****er hehe
  49. Terry's got his kit on again. Self respect and dignity just don't seem to matter any more.
  50. it seems there's something to be said for this revolving door management policy.
  51. Chelsea won't defend this trophy as they're in the CL, so who gets their place?
  52. furious
  53. Puke
  54. We have visiting hedgehogs, lot's of grunting last night. The missus is orgasmic, as they
  55. Good on the benfica manager for what he just said:bow:
  56. Sorry, maybe I'm naive but...
  57. I can't help but find "JT's" antics absolutely superb. He truly doesn't realise. I sort of rate it.
  58. c**ts join that select band of clubs that have won all three European trophies. :baghead:
  59. hehe
  60. She was smaller last year>>>>>>>>>>>>.
  61. John Terry 2046 #alwaysprepared
  62. It's amazing the "winning mentality" £2 billion will buy you
  63. Torres and Mata are currently holders of World Cup, European Champ'ships, European Cup and UEFA Cup
  64. Is is not wrong that you fail in champions league group,
  65. Marilyn Monroe was into enemas. Yikes
  66. Are there any other clubs that have been both CL and pleb version holders at once?
  67. dear me herbert . I said sorry to you for swearing and i get
  68. Please Modd, make your way over to the woodbine soon and introduce yourself to
  69. seven psychopaths good film not great just good
  70. Modd, in ere my son
  71. Pointless statistic.
  72. Dance, Cleetus dance...
  73. Actually, Chief got it right on one thing.
  74. hehe Checking out the shin pads...
  75. I'm feeling quite angry at the moment
  76. Can't help thinking people in Norwich need to get out more
  77. MTV would be so much better if all videos were like this.
  78. good news! remy arrested on suspicion of rape. must be close to signing for us.
  79. Could Tommy V be our defensive midfielder?
  80. 3 IPL players arrested for corruption. What a surprise hehe
  81. Nocturnal emissions? No Thanks.
  82. Looks like I am going to Texas
  83. England win toss and bat. Berni will be pleased.
  84. The solution is simple. A transaction tax for all business internet purchases/sales.
  85. Ever so often there are articles in the media presenting the so called "plus" models (NeSFW)
  86. AWIMB FIGHT NIGHT 1: BOARDWAR EMPIRE
  87. Somewon on twitter is saying Peter Hill-Wood has resigned...
  88. Wtf Villa to Spuds?
  89. Proof reader required for AW DSG sourced articles
  90. Let's f**king hope so>>
  91. Ever since Chief jumped the shark with his "motorcycle gang" event, we've needed a little spark.
  92. What's all this about a Playoff game?
  93. I'd like to officially announce I am retiring from Awimb 5-a-side football.
  94. Is anyone watching Arrow?
  95. Movie Review #2 The Insider.
  96. Say what you want but Chamakh against Reading in Extra time in that ridicules match Bow
  97. Alright. Omen IV review.
  98. So Beckham's decided to hang up his boots professionally then
  99. Goodbye and good riddance! Chamakh targets Bordeaux return after scoring just 14 goals in 3 years.
  100. Footballers who sound like food. Dwight Yorkie
  101. Get Lucky has to be the most irritating omnipresent summer song since Lily Allen's Smile
  102. People at work who seem to have elaborate or mugs with stupid slogans on them seem to
  103. Over the years I've bought many kitchen gimmicks that get used and then put in the cupboard
  104. Is a successful succession possible post-Wenger?
  105. Where will the next Bergkamp, Henri, Pires come from?
  106. What is AW's tactic behind fielding players like Ox and Wilshere in the last minute of a match?
  107. Shortish guy with curly white hair and glasses. I think he is famous in some way. Posh voice.
  108. Hie-de-Hi's Paul Shane dead. Ramsey to blame?
  109. The Arsenal sold!!!
  110. So, Chelsea won the losers plate, well done them
  111. The possibility of a playoff for 3rd/4th is starting to get some talk ovah heah
  112. Eurovision is upon us!!
  113. BECKHAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  114. I'm dreading Sunday - anything could f*cking happen!
  115. Clap The best review of the new Daft Punk album.>>>
  116. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  117. Poyet suspended from position at Brighton, not 100% sure how true this is
  118. Jugs alert! Check out the jugs on this ginger behind Lee Foss at the start of this video. She has
  119. Jesus wept, SS News should be renamed David Beckham, last week it was ManU now is DB :baghead:
  120. Well done Becks, for hi-jacking the last day of the season. Bang head
  121. Beckham gone... Clap
  122. Music sheep. Music
  123. Obama calls in the Marines!
  124. hehe This is better than the Alan Partridge book.>>>
  125. I considered giving this a pass, but in the end .... hehe
  126. Hey Supe, speaking of mental films
  127. FOGHORN!!!!
  128. Obama is the Jackie Robinson of Capitol Hill
  129. LOL, Rachel on MSNBC thinks the big story today is
  130. Tut, I thought I told him- whores are for the stag night not the honeymoon.>>
  131. Is there a ban on discussing Arsenal for the night-shift?
  132. Least favourite Airport? UK wons
  133. Good Morning at the speeds shown on Sat Navs accurate?
  134. Everyone seems pretty calm. But we still need to win on the weekend*
  135. So will you lot have any ambition next season?
  136. I think despite the BBC very few people are scared of homosexuals.
  137. I've just realised that Lauren was banned for FOUR MATCHES for pushing Van Nilstelrooy
  138. First signing of the summer Clound Nine
  139. No Jovetic, no Rooney, but we do have Yaya Sanogo! hehe hehe Come on, Jonny. Phase 1 of my 'Compton out!' plan has been a success. Now to implement phase 2 and
  140. Morbid Curiosity. If a plane crashes what do they show on the Arrivals screen?
  141. Glad to hear this from the sunderland manager
  142. Interesting stat imo
  143. Not picking on modd but the word scum really should not be used
  144. ***** FREE MUSIC *****
  145. We will lose or draw won't we? Cry Have a good weekend
  146. Has the modtopus predicted "we be win" on Sunday? The Herbtopus says we will lose, but so will the
  147. I hope Sir C doesn't see this Frown
  148. selling smoked water....wish I'd sold my old bong water now..must be a market for it these days
  149. The warchest has gone up Clound Nine
  150. I had an argument with the missus the other night about whether football was art
  151. I used to be the tube expert but didn't know about this.
  152. So, if a person happened to be leading a prediction league by one point with one game left what
  153. It would be funny if we f**ked up on sunday.
  154. *******FREE MAGAZINES*******
  155. Pardew and AVB out shopping together ****er >>
  156. North Melbourne shower of useless c**ts furious
  157. Anyone back the 66/1 for the playoff? think I can afford a tennar at that price
  158. wd Jimmy.
  159. Is there some sort of scenario that if Tottenham Win and Chelsea lose they would have to
  160. Sunderland training going well for Sunday
  161. mmm 2 toasted buttermilk crumpets with butter, maple syrup, honey n cinnamon
  162. 300/1 Arsenal to win the Playoff on Penalties.....A big big surely???
  163. Snin, do you know either and if so, comments please
  164. Right, suitcase packed for 17 days away. Any guesses on weight? Closest to the mark wins
  165. Is that Awimb done for the day shift then? Wave I am off to read
  166. Stokie chaps having fun >>>>
  167. It's good to see that Song has settled in with his new team mates.
  168. Play off final would be at villa park
  169. Sanago playing for Auxerre now. Link to match >>>
  170. Song at the end of today's Arsecast was very, very funny hehe Bow
  171. Real Madrid v Athletico Madrid Spanish Cup Final, just about to start on SS1
  172. RUN TO THE HILLS IMO Music
  173. NIC! Fawley steam rally! top pubs near by plus Dickinson from Iron Maiden playing!
  174. Montpierre, Reserve, Shiraz is a top wine, love it, tried it for the first time and definitely value
  175. Sanctuary,.... Music
  176. shiiitte! Bela legousis dead ?! Clound Nine
  177. This song just MEANS we going to win :msic: Clound Nine and im in the vid Smile
  178. Rainbow..Music
  179. Two brilliant goals in the Madrid final so far, Ronaldo and Diego Costa 1-1
  180. Back in Black...Music..Bow
  181. Narramine for BGM,,,quality imo
  182. Billy, you wanted camp tother night >>>
  183. ex girlfriends who can make a feckin tooone ..part one
  184. Music ! can't dance Music
  185. La Haine...
  186. Bow RAF Museum Hendon - for the evening Dam Busters 70th anniversary exhibition...
  187. God i hate these big spanish poofters.
  188. I see Snin is on the crack again tonite Wink
  189. Jose out
  190. What's this *******s I'm hearing that Lloris has let slip that Spurs have signed Villa?
  191. Fast & Furious 6. Amazing!
  192. A silly early redcard for Kos or some other rash c**t is all that can derail us v Supermac 76's
  193. Music Don't push me Music
  194. Pardew, AVB out shopping together...who paid the bills?
  195. tQ :music:he man with the golden gun Music Music
  196. All this 3rd place play-off talk is *******s! Let's just fcuking beat the bar-codes first...
  197. Mooohamud broo...why do feckers like chief and wagner and ss not join in on our banter?
  198. Martinez when he realised the FA cup was the fools Ectasy of gold imo
  199. religion is bull****e
  200. O.H.M.S.S
  201. Can i frame this ? or classic post ? imo i may as well die now tbh
  202. :muisc:
  203. Man on fire Clound Nine
  204. Aphrodite...ready or not and no diggity Clound Nine
  205. Life lesson. Don't forget your steel capped boots. A cow standing on your toe hurts Cry
  206. Some insight into a present Obama "scandal". Read and be informed.
  207. Dick Trickle rip....shot himself in the head after 71 years listening to lame name jokes
  208. Who left the bottle out? Chief is rabid again.
  209. so the scoreboard reads: Chief 15 Skype ****s 2
  210. Sanogo? If a French ligue 2 striker is the level of our ambition I will be FUMING!
  211. Yikes WTF Mongolia?
  212. I f**king hate this country sometimes - when this total ****er is held up as some sort of role model
  213. Is Gazza dead yet?
  214. Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.
  215. I missed the madrid final but it seemed like a cracker
  216. Get Swann on to Southee. He'll be caught on the rope somewhere.
  217. Cry Redknapp predicts Gunners slip-up and tips Spurs to reach Champions League Cry
  218. 303. 5 for. What a beauty!
  219. Things brings a complete new mean to 'go fetch Fido'.
  220. Guess most may have seen this video, but some may not have. Tickled me...
  221. Bradford vs northampton in league two final today
  222. Eurovision tonight. who will win
  223. Any of you geezers stream music from Spotify from laptop to hi-fi though this
  224. Vieira promoted at city Frown
  225. I'm flabbergasted that Chris Waddle is actually talking sense for once
  226. NewcastleTicketWIMB
  227. Let's face it, Spurs will win today, thank f**k Newcastle have nothing to fight for, bar pride. Indifferent
  228. 3-0 Bradford hehe Move over modd, I'm the new mystic guv'nor.
  229. Watching kindergaten cop on Itv 2 hehe
  230. It's gonna happen... Love
  231. Eat salad cream and pringles sandwich
  232. A bullet never lies
  233. Presumably if anyone was to suggest that this partnership was taking root, the gods of cricket
  234. WD Paddy Power Clap
  235. To get us in the mood for Eurovision...........
  236. I fancy going to Scotland for a week walking holiday around mid-July, any suggestions please?
  237. Only finished 8th in Eurovision but topped my Jizzovision chart in 96...
  238. Have we talked about the **** at Brighton yet?
  239. I'm bored, come on God you c**t give us a tsunami. I'll think of an area I
  240. EUROVISION BITCHES!!!
  241. Zlataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aan!!!!!!! Love
  242. ESPN Classic now - Arsenal v Middlesbrough 2004/05 Rub chin
  243. What a terrific c**t Rich is hehe
  244. f**king hell this host is grim in every way.
  245. One is called love the other is Spain?
  246. Its Finland with the lesbian kiss, Turkey have decided not to participate because of this hehe
  247. Even the spanish eurovision entrant sounds like a drug. ESDM?!
  248. HELLO
  249. mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm