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Oh, a! :-( :hug:

Do you know who makes the world's best tuna mayo sandwich, Ash? Me, that's who. :-) One tin tuna in oil 3 tbsp mayo 2 tbsp finely chopped red...

I predict that you will not follow suit, banning them from your household. :-D

Leon Goretzka to Bayern next summer. Done deal :(

Indeed, generally a much more pleasant all round experience. I did that free Jean Michel Jarre thing in the Docklands walloped on said fungus,...

Bit of a challenge that. Tried the drinks, the stews, and just necking them. If I could hold them down it was usually worth it. Quite giggly, ISTR,...

Jesus A. What about magic mushrooms, surely you tore into them as a youth?

I had to swallow my own vomit while being force-fed mushrooms aged eight so as not to Mr Creosote it all over the table, which probably would have...

He eez a leetle beet short of signing ...

Can't be going into battle with someone who can't decide what they are imo

Brown chicken stock is a wonderful base for many sauces and is gloriously flavoured, of chicken. Turbot, whilst my favourite fish, is just fish. It...

Hang on, your sister is male? Interesting.

Prawn Salad with wheaten bread. Or a £1.50 Spar pizza.

Ahhh, memories. I might very well go back one day.

Just change the footer to say it was done by you and stick today's date on it.

Indeed. The lady on reception was asking after you. It really is quite a magnificent little spot.

The Cliff House?

I had one of those tasting menu things last week, first ever. Place in Waterford. I felt obscenely stuffed afterwards of course. Champagne, 5...

Yes, well I imagine all the sex gets in the way of your reading.

Just like your mum (bit of a delayed tap-in Ash - had to go and do some work).

Half-way through. I only manage about 30 pages an evening these days :-(

No. The chicken in a can is the stuff of nightmares. The look and sound are bad enough, but can you imagine the smell? :puke: I didn't know you...

I do not interfere with my chest hair. It grows in directions entirely of its own volition. I think it's mainly the fear of me fúcking someone...

The only thing that stopped me having a go at one of those was the presence of mushrooms. For research purposes, of course. It can't possibly have...

Jolly good. Could you tell him to lighten up a bit, please? Have you finished the Douglas Murray book?

I'm going to see my man Sam live in London in October :cloud9: There's a book signing afterwards. I'm going to touch him, oh yes I am :nod:

Oh, yes? Do tell. Is it the sculpted chest hair that did it?

I passed by one of those breakfast in a can things in Tesco the other day. I marvelled at the fact that human beings actually eat this crap.

Actually, and I hope very much that this brings the whole matter to a close, there has been some progress in this regard.

She'll be dismissed as a provocateur/hate-preacher and they'll all shrug and suggest she basically deserved it when she comes under attack from the...